we invest.
then we help
you sell.
slangin' bits is a seed fund that embeds with portfolio companies to design your GTM, close your first customers, and hire your first sellers. we don't just write checks. we help you build revenue.
two things most
funds can't do.
every VC says “we add value beyond capital.” we actually do it. we don't just intro you to people. we build your pipeline, run your outbound, and close your first deals alongside you.
we write checks
$50K-$250K into B2B companies at the earliest stages. we move fast, keep terms simple, and don't play games. if there's a fit, you'll know within a week.
we help you sell
we embed with your team to build the GTM from scratch. that means designing your ICP, writing outbound sequences, running cold outreach, closing first customers, and hiring your first AE or SDR.
most startups can't sell
the product is usually fine. the problem is nobody knows how to take it to market. first-time founders especially. we de-risk the GTM side so you can focus on building.
how it works.
you pitch us
you're building something for a market you understand. tell us what it is and where you're stuck on GTM. no deck required.
we invest
if there's a fit, we write a check. $50K-$250K, clean terms, fast decisions. we'll give you an answer within a week.
we embed & sell
our GTM team embeds with yours. we design the outbound playbook, build target lists, run campaigns, and close your first customers alongside you.
we hand off
once the motion is proven, we help you hire your first sales team and transition everything. you keep the playbook, the pipeline, and the momentum.
portfolio.
companies we've backed and embedded with to build their go-to-market from the ground up.
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activeDeveloper tools for infrastructure monitoring and alerting.
activeRevenue operations platform for B2B SaaS companies.
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whether you're raising or just need help selling, we want to hear from you. no pitch deck required.